Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
My vagina just clenched in fear
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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