so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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