How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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