A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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