Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
She told me I should be a condom model.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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