why didn't you poke me back
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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