im about as happy as oj after his trial
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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