My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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