My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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