I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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