I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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