please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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