I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
honey bunches of taint.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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