i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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