he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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