I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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