Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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