All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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