I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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