i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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