school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
is that a dick in a sweater?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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