Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think your dad took our porno
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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