isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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