Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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