Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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