Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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