Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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