erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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