y did u give ur computer a hand job?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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