Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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