i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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