Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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