Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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