what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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