like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize