Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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