tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
two words: eviction party
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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