So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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