i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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