shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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