I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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