omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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