Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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