we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I currently don't understand fingers.
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