i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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