hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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