I seem to have left my pride at pride
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
operation harelip BJ is a go
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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