its not stalking. its research.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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