I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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