In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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